that's a bingo!, fuck a duck!, say "auf wiedersehen" to your little nazi balls.
Just saw "Inglourious Basterds" by Quentin Tarantino.
Holy shit, Tarantino. Well done. Solid entertainment right there.
Brad Pitt's Southern accent bugs the crap out of me and needs to die a horrible death. And now that I'm talking about his "accent", I keep thinking of when he said such things as, "We gonna do one thang, and one thang only: killing Nazis", or "Got us a German here wants to die for his country. Obliiiige him." UGH PITT STOP IT. In addition, sorry to say but he delivers the weakest performance within the whole cast, especially with the huge material he was given.
Christoph Waltz needs to marry me so that I can have his multilingual talented babies (no fair - how can he speak German, Italian, English and French so flawlessly and perfectly?!) and dammit, he needs to win all the awards known to existence right now. He's just so... delicious. Not in a pervy way, but more like: damn, such a wonderful performance, I could cover it with chocolate chips and eat it. He's so wonderfully scary, funny, intimidating and all-around enjoyable - he definitely stole the show.
Mélanie Laurent is the next most memorable character in the film for me. Funny how I could barely remember the Basterds (especially the good looking ones, but more on that later) but her, wow. So, so gorgeous. Definitely outshone Diane Kruger (um, sorry, but not impressed - she did what she had to do, I suppose). Mélanie grabbed my attention right away. She was grief-stricken, vengeful, loving, fearless - she conveyed such emotions beautifully. She had that twisted Romeo-Juliet ending with Friedrick and it made me ache for them. Maybe in another world...?
Eli Roth - also known as The Bear Jew. UNF, UNF, UNF times infinity. He made swashing a baseball bat against someone's skull so hot (ugh, something is wrong with me, why so morbid?)
He was hilarious as the Italian "Anthoooonio Marghereeetti" and unf, he looked good as the waiter offering "champaaaagna?" Definitely one of my favorite Basterds.
last but not least...
BJ NOVAK!! I'm shallow when it comes to this guy right here but oh God, how I love him. I practically jizzed in my pants when I saw him on-screen, even more when he spoke his first lines. I'm just so excited for him!! Haters are going to hate, but I loooove that he did his best blank face, just like he did on The Office. In his defense, though, he wasn't as blank-faced as Ryan Howard. Definitely not. He was just calm and it made me laugh how he stayed that way as he scalped Hermann's head. Pure perfection. I adore you, Little Man.
OKAY, this was long but I so needed to get this out of my chest. Tarantino, thanks for putting together such a gorgeous, unf worthy cast. Thanks for the memorable quotes, too. I know I'll be saying "Fuck a duck" a lot from now on.
Holy shit, Tarantino. Well done. Solid entertainment right there.
Brad Pitt's Southern accent bugs the crap out of me and needs to die a horrible death. And now that I'm talking about his "accent", I keep thinking of when he said such things as, "We gonna do one thang, and one thang only: killing Nazis", or "Got us a German here wants to die for his country. Obliiiige him." UGH PITT STOP IT. In addition, sorry to say but he delivers the weakest performance within the whole cast, especially with the huge material he was given.
Christoph Waltz needs to marry me so that I can have his multilingual talented babies (no fair - how can he speak German, Italian, English and French so flawlessly and perfectly?!) and dammit, he needs to win all the awards known to existence right now. He's just so... delicious. Not in a pervy way, but more like: damn, such a wonderful performance, I could cover it with chocolate chips and eat it. He's so wonderfully scary, funny, intimidating and all-around enjoyable - he definitely stole the show.
Mélanie Laurent is the next most memorable character in the film for me. Funny how I could barely remember the Basterds (especially the good looking ones, but more on that later) but her, wow. So, so gorgeous. Definitely outshone Diane Kruger (um, sorry, but not impressed - she did what she had to do, I suppose). Mélanie grabbed my attention right away. She was grief-stricken, vengeful, loving, fearless - she conveyed such emotions beautifully. She had that twisted Romeo-Juliet ending with Friedrick and it made me ache for them. Maybe in another world...?
Eli Roth - also known as The Bear Jew. UNF, UNF, UNF times infinity. He made swashing a baseball bat against someone's skull so hot (ugh, something is wrong with me, why so morbid?)
He was hilarious as the Italian "Anthoooonio Marghereeetti" and unf, he looked good as the waiter offering "champaaaagna?" Definitely one of my favorite Basterds.
last but not least...
BJ NOVAK!! I'm shallow when it comes to this guy right here but oh God, how I love him. I practically jizzed in my pants when I saw him on-screen, even more when he spoke his first lines. I'm just so excited for him!! Haters are going to hate, but I loooove that he did his best blank face, just like he did on The Office. In his defense, though, he wasn't as blank-faced as Ryan Howard. Definitely not. He was just calm and it made me laugh how he stayed that way as he scalped Hermann's head. Pure perfection. I adore you, Little Man.
OKAY, this was long but I so needed to get this out of my chest. Tarantino, thanks for putting together such a gorgeous, unf worthy cast. Thanks for the memorable quotes, too. I know I'll be saying "Fuck a duck" a lot from now on.
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